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The Immortal John Hancock in Brazil!

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The Immortal John Hancock got the honor to attend Retrocon in São Paulo, Brazil and had a blast!

São Paulo, Brazil, is like the over-caffeinated cousin at the family reunion—loud, bustling, full of energy, and impossible to ignore. It’s a city that never sleeps because it’s too busy figuring out how to squeeze 24 hours’ worth of activity into every 12-hour day.

First off, São Paulo is enormous. If you think your daily commute is long, imagine traversing a city that seems to have its own gravitational pull, sucking in everything and everyone within a 50-mile radius. You could probably fit several European countries in there and still have room for a football match.

The traffic is a whole adventure in itself. Navigating São Paulo’s streets is like playing a never-ending game of Tetris, where the blocks are other cars, buses, and the occasional motorcycle zipping by at warp speed. It’s the city where being “fashionably late” is a way of life because, honestly, there was no way you were getting there on time anyway.

But São Paulo is also a city of contrasts. One minute you’re walking past skyscrapers that make you feel like you’ve accidentally stumbled into a “Futurama” episode, and the next, you’re in a leafy neighborhood where time seems to have slowed down just long enough for you to enjoy a leisurely coffee—probably the strongest, richest brew you’ve ever tasted, because in São Paulo, coffee is not just a drink; it’s a lifestyle.

The food scene? It’s like the United Nations on a plate. You can eat your way around the world without ever leaving the city. From sushi to pizza, to Brazilian barbecue that’ll make you question your life choices, São Paulo has it all. Just be prepared to roll yourself home after indulging because portion control is clearly a foreign concept here.

And the people? Paulistanos are the kind of folks who can juggle a dozen different things at once while still managing to look effortlessly cool. They’re friendly, direct, and have a knack for making even the most chaotic day seem like just another Tuesday.

In a nutshell, São Paulo is a wild ride—a chaotic, vibrant, electrifying metropolis that’ll leave you breathless, a little bit lost, and definitely craving another shot of that amazing coffee.

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Doug DeMuro – Are Electric Cars Dead?

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Today, I am discussing the death of electric cars.

The rise in popularity of the electric car is like watching your quirky, eco-friendly neighbor suddenly become the coolest person on the block. You know the type—the one who composts religiously, rides a bike to work, and has a solar panel collection that could power a small village. One day, they rolled up in a sleek, silent vehicle that looked like it had just been beamed down from a UFO, and everyone else started to notice.

At first, the idea of an electric car was met with skepticism, like it was a fad only for the overly enthusiastic tree-huggers or tech geeks. “It’s quiet,” they said, “like a golf cart on steroids.” People worried about running out of battery in the middle of nowhere, stuck next to a tumbleweed with only their regrets and a fully charged smartphone.

But then something wild happened—people actually started driving these things. And not just the environmentalists. Regular folks realized, “Hey, this thing goes from 0 to 60 faster than my morning coffee kicks in!” Suddenly, it wasn’t just about saving the planet; it was about showing off your new gadget that didn’t sound like a lawnmower with a hangover.

Charging stations started popping up like Starbucks locations, and soon, seeing an electric car on the road was as common as seeing a pigeon in a city park. Now, everyone from soccer moms to speed demons is in on the electric car game, and they’re all loving that moment when they pull up to the gas station and just… drive past it with a smug little grin.

In the end, the electric car’s popularity isn’t just about going green—it’s about going fast, saving money, and having a really good excuse to avoid small talk at the gas pump. And maybe, just maybe, it’s also about the thrill of feeling like you’re driving the future today.

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Five GameCube Games That Will NEVER Leave the System!

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Sadly, Nintendo’s purple little cube just couldn’t compete against Sony’s juggernaut of the generation. That doesn’t mean there weren’t great games on the system, that will forever be stuck on the system!

The Nintendo GameCube is like the lovable underdog of the console world, resembling a colorful lunchbox with a handle that screams, “Take me to your friend’s house, and let’s party!” It’s as if Nintendo decided to give gaming a fun-sized makeover, creating a compact, cube-shaped delight that could survive a tumble down the stairs and still boot up “Super Smash Bros. Melee” without missing a beat.

Playing on the GameCube feels like rediscovering your favorite childhood snack—it’s nostalgic, satisfying, and always leaves you with a smile. The controllers, with their quirky button layout and trigger buttons that feel like you’re squishing marshmallows, are a perfect match for the system’s quirky charm. Whether you’re navigating the spooky halls of “Luigi’s Mansion” or racing at breakneck speeds in “Mario Kart: Double Dash!!”, the GameCube’s library of games is a treasure trove of fun that proves good things really do come in small, cube-shaped packages.

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The Gameboy Advance Is A Nearly Perfect Handheld

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I love my Gameboy Advance. And after watching ‪@MetalJesusRocks‬ and ‪@The_RadicalOne‬ do their GBA buying guide last week, I felt inspired to talk about the system as well. I show off different ways you can play GBA games, share some of my hardware that I own, and chat about some of my favorite games for the console.

The Nintendo Game Boy Advance (GBA) is like the Swiss Army knife of handheld consoles—it does everything, and it fits right in your pocket. With its sleek, horizontal design and a vibrant screen that was a major upgrade from its predecessors, the GBA was the cool kid on the block. It was as if Nintendo took a look at the old Game Boy and said, “Let’s give this thing a glow-up.” And oh boy, did they succeed. The GBA was your ticket to a world where you could battle Pokémon, save princesses, and race go-karts—all while pretending to listen during class.

Playing the GBA felt like holding a portal to endless adventures, all powered by a couple of AA batteries. It was the device that made waiting in line at the DMV slightly more bearable and family road trips a bit less torturous. With games like “The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap” and “Advance Wars,” the GBA was a powerhouse of fun packed into a tiny frame. It was like having a miniature arcade in your hands, minus the sticky floors and the guy who always hogged the Street Fighter machine.

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Stray – A Magical Catventure w/ Dexter The Xbox Cat

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Dexter The Xbox cat told me that Stray had gotten a stealth physical release on the Xbox. So we decided to check it out.

“Stray” is like the ultimate cat simulator mixed with a dystopian adventure, offering you the chance to live out your dream of being a feline in a world that’s both whimsical and a bit post-apocalyptic. Imagine if a cat knocked over a dystopian novel and a cyberpunk movie, and the resulting chaos was somehow turned into a video game—voilà, you have “Stray.”

As you navigate through a neon-lit cityscape that’s oddly devoid of humans but filled with quirky robots, you’ll find yourself doing all the classic cat activities: knocking things off shelves, squeezing through impossibly tight spaces, and of course, napping whenever the mood strikes. It’s like the developers took notes from their own pets’ daily antics and decided, “Hey, let’s make this into a game, but with more futuristic vibes and existential themes.” So, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be a cat on a mission to uncover the mysteries of a robot-inhabited world, “Stray” is your purrfect escape.

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PlayStation VR2 PC adapter Review – Play your PC VR games with it!

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Thanks to PlayStation for sending me the PS VR2 PC adapter to review! Originally locked to only the PS5, the PS VR2 had a decent start to a shakier following year as people have waited for more and more games to release on it. Now though, with the right PC in hand this new adapter can open up a whole new library of games giving the headset a new chance to shine. How well does it work? Is it easy to setup? Is it worth buying a PS VR2 just to be able to use this with PC? Let’s go over all these questions and more.

The PlayStation VR2 headset is like strapping a futuristic toaster to your face—but in the best possible way. Imagine if your favorite ski goggles and a spaceship had a baby, and that baby grew up to be really into video games. That’s the PS VR2.

With a design that makes you look like you’re auditioning for the next *Tron* movie, the headset covers your entire field of vision, transporting you into the gaming world. The fit is snug—like it’s giving your head a gentle hug, whispering, “Don’t worry, I’ve got you.”

The controllers look like they’ve been plucked straight from a sci-fi movie. They’re sleek, glowing with an otherworldly aura, and somehow know what your fingers are up to at all times. It’s like holding the future in your hands—if the future was obsessed with flinging you into virtual reality.

In short, the PS VR2 is the ultimate accessory for anyone who’s ever looked at their gaming console and thought, “This is great, but what if I could *literally* lose myself in it?” Just don’t forget where your coffee table is—you might end up having a real-life boss battle with it!

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Why The Microsoft Windows Phone Failed

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The rise of the Microsoft Windows phone was like watching a plucky underdog in a sports movie. Microsoft, already a titan in the PC world, decided to throw its hat into the smartphone ring, aiming to take on the likes of Apple and Android. Armed with a quirky, tile-based interface that looked like a digital quilt, and a belief that people really wanted a phone that doubled as a tiny Windows PC, Microsoft marched into the fray. For a brief moment, it seemed like this dark horse might have a shot—until the competition casually revealed their new features, like “apps people actually use” and “an interface that doesn’t make you squint.”

But the fall of the Windows phone was a slow-motion tumble off a cliff, with Microsoft bravely waving its tiny, semi-transparent Live Tiles flag all the way down. Despite some solid hardware and the valiant efforts of Nokia’s bright, candy-colored devices, it turned out that consumers were about as interested in a third mobile ecosystem as they were in a new operating system for their refrigerators. The app gap was real and gaping, leaving users feeling like they’d been invited to an exclusive party only to find the punch bowl empty and everyone else at the cool club across the street. By the time Microsoft finally decided to pull the plug, it was less of a shock and more of a mercy, ending the saga of the Windows phone with a quiet, dignified fade into tech history.

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DF Retro: History of Sunsoft – Batman And Beyond – An Incredible Legacy… And A New Beginning

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Sunsoft, a Japanese video game developer and publisher, has produced a number of memorable titles over the years. Here are five of the top Sunsoft video games that have left a lasting impact on gamers:

1. Blaster Master (1988): This action-adventure platformer for the NES is renowned for its blend of side-scrolling and top-down gameplay, challenging levels, and memorable soundtrack. Players control a character named Jason who pilots a tank-like vehicle called SOPHIA to rescue his pet frog and save the world from mutants.

2. Batman: The Video Game (1989): Based on Tim Burton’s 1989 Batman film, this NES game is praised for its tight controls, challenging gameplay, and excellent use of the Batman license. Players take on the role of Batman, navigating through Gotham City to defeat the Joker and his henchmen.

3. Journey to Silius (1990): Originally intended to be a game based on the Terminator film, this NES title transformed into a futuristic run-and-gun platformer. It features a strong soundtrack, challenging gameplay, and impressive graphics for its time, as players fight through hordes of robots to avenge the protagonist’s father’s death.

4. Fester’s Quest (1989): This quirky top-down action game for the NES stars Uncle Fester from The Addams Family. Players must navigate a maze-like city, battling aliens to save the world. Despite its difficulty, the game is remembered for its unique premise and engaging gameplay. And… let’s be honest, the game wasn’t great.

5. Aero the Acro-Bat (1993): A platformer for the SNES and Genesis, this game features a bat named Aero who performs acrobatic feats to thwart an evil industrialist. Its colorful graphics, creative level design, and fun mechanics make it a standout title from Sunsoft’s 16-bit era.

These games showcase Sunsoft’s ability to create diverse and memorable gaming experiences across various genres and platforms.