Category Archives: Mobile & Handhelds

My PLAYSTATION HANDHELDS Collection! (PSP, PS Vita, Portal & PocketStation)

Sony’s handheld lineup feels like a family reunion where everyone showed up with wildly different personalities and one guy brought a Tamagotchi from 1999 just to keep things spicy.

PSP (The Cool Older Sibling)
The PlayStation Portable walked into 2005 like it owned the place. Sleek, shiny, and blasting full-on console vibes from a device that fit in your hoodie pocket. It played movies, music, and games like it was auditioning to replace your entire entertainment center. Also introduced the world to the UMD disc, aka “tiny frisbee of destiny.” Loading times? Yes. Style? Immaculate.

PS Vita (The Underrated Genius)
Then came the PlayStation Vita, the kid who brought a supercomputer to a group project and still got ignored. Gorgeous OLED screen, dual analog sticks (finally!), and enough power to make you say, “Wait, this is handheld?!” Sony supported it like a New Year’s resolution… briefly and with fading enthusiasm. Meanwhile, indie devs adopted it like a cozy art house café, and it quietly became a cult legend.

PlayStation Portal (The Remote-Control Cousin)
The PlayStation Portal is that cousin who doesn’t bring their own snacks but eats yours while streaming Netflix from your account. It’s not a standalone handheld, it’s basically your PS5 on a very long invisible leash. When your Wi-Fi is strong, it feels like magic. When it’s not… it feels like interpretive dance made of lag.

PocketStation (The Weird Little Goblin)
And finally, the PocketStation. This thing looks like a calculator that wandered into a JRPG and never left. It was a memory card… that also played games… that also had a tiny screen… because why not? Peak “let’s experiment and see what happens” energy. Honestly, it walked so modern companion apps could run.

The Vibe Check
Together, they form a chaotic saga:
PSP: “I am the future.”
Vita: “I was the future.”
Portal: “I borrow the future.”
PocketStation: “I am… confusion, but adorable.”

Sony didn’t just make handhelds. They made a whole cinematic universe of ambition, innovation, and the occasional “wait, what exactly is this?” energy.

This controller ROCKS for mobile emulators! GameSir Pocket Taco

Relive the golden age of physical buttons with the GameSir Pocket Taco, a vertical bluetooth controller that turns your phone into a tiny retro time machine. It’s compact & budget friendly. Just snap in your phone and forget the touch screens with your favorite games.
Kickstarter: https://bit.ly/kkgspt1
Official website: https://bit.ly/pockettaco1

Playdate: 4 years later is full of Hidden Gems!

Year 4 with the delightfully oddball Playdate, a tiny yellow handheld that proves big fun can come in small, crank-powered packages. I show you some surprisingly clever games, and of course the famous little crank that turns gameplay into something completely different. This is FULL of HIDDEN GEM games!

PLAYDATE GAMES SHOWN:
Taria & Como
Long Puppy
Shadowgate PD
The Whiteout
Chance’s Lucky Escape
Tiny Turnip
Tau
Propeller Rat
Galactic Groove!
Dig Dig Dino
Blippo+
Diora
Trackminia
Snow!

Abxylute 3D One Review — Glasses-Free 3D Is HERE (And It’s Wild)

Experience 3D gaming like it’s supposed to be—no goofy glasses, no headaches, just pure depth-popping goodness. In this video, I dive into the Abxylute 3D One, the world’s first glasses-free 3D PC handheld. We’re talking crisp stereoscopic visuals, PC game compatibility and whether this thing is the next big leap in handheld gaming or just a wild science-fair flex.

I’ll show you how the 3D effect looks, how games run, what works, what… doesn’t, and whether this futuristic little gadget is worth your cash. If you’re into retro, PC gaming, weird tech, or just love a good gimmick that actually works, this one’s for you.

MORE INFO: https://abxylute.com/products/abxylute-3d-one

ROG XBOX ALLY X vs ALLY X! And The Winner Is…

The Xbox is the gigantic, neon-lit refrigerator of the gaming world—massive, powerful, and somehow always humming in the living room like it’s plotting to overtake your entertainment center. Microsoft built it with one philosophy in mind: “More power. Also… would you like Game Pass with that?”

Owning an Xbox means having access to more games than you could play in three lifetimes, but still scrolling for 45 minutes before saying, “Eh… I’ll just replay Halo again.” And if you do play Halo, you instinctively slam your fists on the controller like it’s 2007 and Master Chief personally requires your emotional support.

Sure, the naming conventions are a fever dream (Xbox One, One X, Series X, Series S, X-but-not-that-X), but that’s part of the charm. Xbox is the platform that says, “We know you’re confused, but here—play everything ever made, in 4K, at 120fps. And seriously… just get Game Pass.”

Atari Gamestation Go Review: Retro Gaming Goodness

Atari is basically the cool grandparent of video games — the one who still insists “back in my day, this was cutting-edge” while showing you a square that’s supposed to be a spaceship.

In the ‘70s and ‘80s, Atari was the name. They invented fun you could plug into your TV, brought arcade hits home, and gave us joysticks that doubled as medieval torture devices. Games were simple back then — you weren’t rescuing princesses or exploring open worlds, you were just a dot trying not to die from slightly faster dots.

Atari’s graphics looked like modern art drawn by a calculator, but somehow it worked. Pong? Two rectangles and a pixel. And yet, entire family feuds were born from that thing.

Then came the crash of 1983, when Atari released E.T., a game so bad it practically buried the entire industry — literally, in a desert. But hey, legends never die. Today, Atari lives on as that retro logo you see on t-shirts, reminding everyone of a time when your imagination had better graphics than your console.

Good thing I opened this brand new PSP!!

QUICK BONUS VIDEO: The Sony PSP battery—proof that sometimes, portable gaming meant “portable explosive device.”

In the mid-2000s, the PSP was the sleekest thing around. You felt like a tech god holding that black mirror of power. But little did we know… inside that shiny shell lurked a ticking time bomb disguised as a lithium-ion battery.

At First:
The battery was a loyal sidekick. Gave you a solid 3–5 hours of Lumines, God of War, or pirated UMD movies. You charged it, drained it, charged it again, and it always came back like a faithful puppy.

Then One Day…
You open the PSP case, and—WHAT IN THE POLYGONAL HELL IS THAT? The battery has puffed up like a marshmallow in a microwave. It looks like it’s trying to escape its own plastic prison. Your sleek PSP now has a weird bulge, like it grew a tumor from too much Monster Hunter.

The Danger:
Experts said, “Don’t puncture it.” So naturally, millions of teens went full MythBusters with a paperclip to see what happens. Spoiler: nothing good. At best, it hissed like a furious cat. At worst, spontaneous combustion. Congrats! You turned your handheld console into a grenade.

Sony’s Official Response?
“Oh, uh… yeah. If your battery swells up like a balloon at a kid’s party, maybe stop using it. You can send it in for a replacement!”
Cool, thanks, Sony—let me just find my 2005 receipt and fax you my soul.

The Aftermath:
To this day, PSP batteries are hiding in drawers across the world, slowly inflating like tiny chemical balloons of doom. If you hear a faint hiss coming from your closet, don’t worry—it’s just your PSP trying to take you out one last time.

It was the first handheld console that doubled as a gaming device and a potential fire hazard. Truly, the PSP was ahead of its time.

‘Too Big’ For Steam Deck: AAA Games Are Struggling On Valve’s Handheld

Oliver Mackenzie (Digital Foundry) does his best to run the latest triple-A games on Valve’s handheld. Which games run well? Which games run well and look decent? And which games are indeed simply ‘Too Big’ for Steam Deck? Does a more powerful handheld like the Asus ROG Ally power past the Deck’s problems?

The Valve Steam Deck, aka Gabe Newell’s love letter to PC gamers who secretly wanted a Nintendo Switch but were too proud to admit it. This chonky handheld beast is basically a gaming PC crammed into a device the size of a grilled cheese sandwich on steroids—portable enough to take anywhere, but still big enough to make your wrists question your life choices after an hour of Elden Ring.

What Makes It Special?

  • Runs your entire Steam library—which means you can finally ignore 90% of the games you impulse-bought during a Steam sale… on the go!

  • Has trackpads! Because Valve still believes that trackpads are the future, despite a decade of gamers collectively going, “Ehh…”

  • Customizable as heck—want to install Windows? Emulators? A toaster simulator? Go wild.

  • “Portable,” but in a “you might need a dedicated backpack for it” kind of way.

The Downsides?

  • Battery life is… negotiable. Playing a high-end game? Congrats, you have about 90 minutes before your Deck turns into an expensive paperweight.

  • It’s big. Like, big big. Holding one is like gripping a sci-fi weapon from a movie where The Rock has to save the world.

  • Linux-based OS, which is great if you love tinkering, but if you’re just trying to play games, you’ll occasionally feel like you’ve been thrown into IT Tech Support mode.

Final Verdict?

The Steam Deck is a glorious, slightly impractical marvel—perfect for anyone who wants to game anywhere, anytime, and develop forearms like a Greek statue in the process. It’s the closest thing we have to a true portable gaming PC, and for that, we salute Valve. Now if only they’d make Half-Life 3

OneXPlayer G1 Gaming PC – It’s Powerful…but WEIRD

The OneXPlayer G1 is like a gaming laptop and a Steam Deck had a wild night out and accidentally created a boxy, overpowered handheld that can run Cyberpunk 2077 and give you a forearm workout. It’s the device for people who think, “Sure, I want portability—but I also want all the frames, a full keyboard, and a controller that cramps.” MORE INFO: https://bit.ly/43qnp59