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Golf R Blown up Engine Teardown!

We bought a MK7 Golf R with 246,000 miles on it! This car was sold to us for $2,500 dollars because the engine was blown up. In our last episode, we ripped the engine out of the car, and made a step by step process so you could follow along! Now we are ready to teardown this engine.

The MK7 Golf R is like the quiet kid in school who turns out to be a martial arts prodigy—understated, but with a hidden talent for speed and precision. With a 2.0-liter turbocharged inline-four engine cranking out 292 horsepower and paired with Volkswagen’s 4Motion all-wheel-drive system, this hot hatch can rocket from 0 to 60 mph in under 5 seconds. It handles like it’s on rails, thanks to its well-balanced chassis and adaptive suspension. The Golf R takes the everyday practicality of the regular Golf, throws in a heap of performance, and creates a sleeper car that can hang with far more expensive sports cars, all while carrying your groceries in the back.

Inside, it maintains the classy, restrained vibe VW is known for, with high-quality materials and intuitive controls. The cabin is driver-focused without feeling overwhelming, and the digital display and infotainment system add a touch of modern tech. It’s comfortable enough for daily commutes, but the moment you push that throttle, it reminds you it’s much more than just a sensible hatchback. The MK7 Golf R is the perfect blend of stealth and sport, ideal for those who want blistering performance without drawing too much attention—until they leave you in the dust at a stoplight.

Homebrew Console Game Tank Review: Something Different

Recently The Immortal John Hancock got his hands on a new homebrew console and all the games being offered for it. Introducing the Game Tank.

The home-brew game community is a passionate group of DIY developers who create and modify games for older and often discontinued consoles, bringing new life to retro hardware. It’s a blend of creativity, nostalgia, and technical wizardry, where fans push the boundaries of what’s possible on systems long past their prime.

New York To LA In My 20-Year-Old Porsche Boxster [Part 2]

Join me for Part 2 of my cross-America road trip in my 2002 Porsche Boxster S! In this episode, I deal with the battery/alternator issue and head in to the desert.

The 2002 Porsche Boxster S, while a fantastic sports car, isn’t without its quirks and issues. Some of the most common problems include:

1. **IMS (Intermediate Shaft) Bearing Failure**: This is the most infamous issue with older Boxsters, including the 2002 model. The IMS bearing supports the intermediate shaft that drives the camshafts, and when it fails, it can lead to catastrophic engine damage. While not every car suffers from this, it’s a well-known risk that can lead to engine failure if not addressed.

2. **Rear Main Seal (RMS) Leaks**: Another common issue is oil leaking from the rear main seal. This can lead to messy oil drips and, if left unchecked, more serious engine issues over time. The fix typically involves removing the transmission, making it a labor-intensive repair.

3. **Convertible Top Mechanism Failure**: The Boxster’s soft top mechanism is known to have problems over time, particularly with the motor and cables that operate the top. If the top becomes slow or stops working altogether, it’s usually due to wear and tear on these parts.

4. **Coolant Tank Leaks**: The plastic coolant expansion tank in the Boxster S is prone to cracking, leading to coolant leaks. This is often tricky to detect right away and can result in overheating if not repaired promptly.

5. **Suspension Wear**: Due to the sporty nature of the Boxster, suspension components, particularly the control arm bushings and drop links, can wear out faster than in a typical car. This leads to clunking noises, reduced handling performance, and the need for replacement parts.

6. **Clutch Wear**: The clutch in manual transmission models tends to wear out relatively quickly, especially if the car has been driven aggressively. Replacing the clutch can be a costly job.

Despite these issues, many owners still find the 2002 Boxster S a rewarding car to drive, especially when maintained properly.

Metal Jesus in NORWAY – Game Hunting in Oslo & Kristiansand (Part 1)

Part 1 of our epic trip to Norway. We hunt for metal music, eat tasty Norwegian food, take in beautiful scenery and visit a retro gaming store! — WATCH >> https://youtu.be/MpkHLXN6ze4

Norway, land of fjords, skiing, and… black metal. Yep, the same country known for producing Nobel Peace Prize winners and picture-perfect nature scenes also gave birth to a music genre that sounds like a Viking raid set to guitar riffs. You have to admire the contrast: one moment Norwegians are peacefully cross-country skiing through tranquil forests, and the next, they’re donning corpse paint and summoning the forces of darkness through a double bass drum beat. It’s as if someone looked at all that beautiful, calm Norwegian scenery and said, “You know what this needs? Screaming.”

Norway’s contribution to black metal is legendary—so much so that the music feels like an extension of the country’s winter: long, dark, and cold. The genre’s pioneers went beyond music, dabbling in church burning and spiky leather accessories, turning a typical Wednesday into a metal apocalypse. And while the rest of the world may associate Norway with reindeer and serenity, the black metal scene has given it a reputation for being a place where a peaceful hike can just as easily end with a DIY music video in a snow-covered graveyard.

Driving My ‘Cheap’ Porsche Boxster Across America! [Part 1]

In this episode (part 1 of the adventure), I drive from New York to Colorado, via Chicago and Omaha… before running into some issues in the Rocky Mountains.

The 2002 Porsche Boxster S is like that friend who shows up to a casual dinner party wearing a tailored suit—effortlessly cool and unapologetically classy. With its mid-engine layout and 3.2-liter flat-six engine, this car was a statement that Porsche didn’t just reserve its best engineering for the 911. It pumps out 250 horsepower, which in 2002 felt like a mini rocket on wheels. The Boxster S hugs the road like it’s trying to give it a romantic embrace, thanks to its near-perfect weight distribution. Driving it feels like an experience—no, an event—where every curve is an invitation to push a little harder.

Inside, it’s quintessentially Porsche: minimalist but refined, with all the buttons and knobs you need and none of the ones you don’t. The soft top is ready to drop at a moment’s notice, letting you hear that sweet engine note in full stereo. The car’s design has aged well—its sleek, rounded body still turns heads even as it gets mistaken for more recent models. The Boxster S isn’t just a sports car; it’s a declaration that sometimes, the road is best enjoyed with a little wind in your hair and a flat-six engine singing behind you.

Top 10 PlayStation 5 (PS5) Games – SO FAR!

Here are ten of the top-rated PlayStation 5 games as of now, based on critical reception and player reviews:

1. Elden Ring

  • Genre: Action RPG
  • Developer: FromSoftware
  • Why it’s great: Open-world exploration combined with the challenging combat of Dark Souls, featuring deep lore and stunning landscapes.

2. God of War: Ragnarök

  • Genre: Action-adventure
  • Developer: Santa Monica Studio
  • Why it’s great: A continuation of Kratos’ journey with his son, Atreus, offering a blend of brutal combat, emotional storytelling, and Norse mythology.

3. Spider-Man: Miles Morales

  • Genre: Action-adventure
  • Developer: Insomniac Games
  • Why it’s great: A follow-up to Spider-Man (2018), this game features Miles Morales with enhanced gameplay, stunning visuals, and fast-paced action.

4. Demon’s Souls (Remake)

  • Genre: Action RPG
  • Developer: Bluepoint Games
  • Why it’s great: A visually stunning remake of the original Demon’s Souls, with improved mechanics and challenging boss fights.

5. Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart

  • Genre: Action-platformer
  • Developer: Insomniac Games
  • Why it’s great: Seamless transitions between dimensions, fast-paced combat, and clever puzzles make this an essential next-gen experience.

6. Horizon Forbidden West

  • Genre: Action RPG
  • Developer: Guerrilla Games
  • Why it’s great: A visually spectacular open world combined with deep storytelling, featuring mechanical creatures and a powerful protagonist, Aloy.

7. Returnal

  • Genre: Roguelike shooter
  • Developer: Housemarque
  • Why it’s great: Blending sci-fi, fast-paced combat, and a unique time-loop narrative, Returnal provides a challenging and atmospheric experience.

8. Final Fantasy XVI

  • Genre: Action RPG
  • Developer: Square Enix
  • Why it’s great: A shift to action-oriented gameplay with epic battles and a strong narrative, blending the best of fantasy with modern visuals.

9. Resident Evil Village

  • Genre: Survival horror
  • Developer: Capcom
  • Why it’s great: Combining horror and action, Resident Evil Village offers a gripping story with terrifying enemies in a highly atmospheric environment.

10. The Last of Us Part I (Remake)

  • Genre: Action-adventure
  • Developer: Naughty Dog
  • Why it’s great: A remastered version of the acclaimed The Last of Us, with enhanced graphics, improved AI, and the same emotionally charged story.

These titles showcase the versatility and power of the PlayStation 5, offering everything from epic storytelling to breathtaking graphics and engaging gameplay.

Sierra Stories with Metal Jesus Rocks – The Retro Hour Podcast

Retro Hour Podcast catchs up with  ‘Metal Jesus Rocks’ – a YouTube sensation and former Sierra On-Line employee. We hear about his recent reunion with the legendary Sierra team, reminiscing about the glory days of one of the most iconic companies in PC gaming history. Jason shares behind-the-scenes stories from his time at Sierra, from wild office parties to the transition from accounting to game testing, and his passion for big-box PC games. Plus, we get the inside scoop on his memorable retro road trips, favourite game room treasures, and what’s next for his channel as it nears a million subscribers!

Gamestop Retro – So Bad its Scary

Radical Reggie visits GameStop Retros to see if the hype for retro games was really there. I was shocked.

GameStop is like that distant uncle who still wears cargo shorts and talks about the glory days of Blockbuster, refusing to acknowledge that the world has moved on. You walk in, and it’s an odd combination of excitement and mild sadness. Shelves are filled with used games that look like they’ve seen more action than your average Marvel movie marathon, while a teenager in the back is trying to trade in a stack of 20 games, only to be offered enough store credit to maybe buy a stick of gum. The place is a treasure trove for the nostalgic, but also a glaring reminder that digital downloads have basically karate-chopped physical media in the face.

The staff, bless their souls, are the gatekeepers of all things geek. They can tell you the plot of The Last of Us backwards while simultaneously trying to convince you to pre-order something, even though you’re just there for some Mario-themed socks. The store somehow feels like the last stand of a forgotten era, clinging to relevance with Funko Pops and energy drink displays. You’ll leave with a lighter wallet, a new game you probably don’t need, and a lingering feeling that GameStop is less a store and more a quirky time capsule with a serious gaming addiction.