Santa’s Heavy Metal Sleigh
(A Christmas Carol in Rock ‘n’ Roll)
Up at the North Pole, on a frosty night,
Santa’s workshop glows in the pale moonlight.
But inside the shed, there’s a thunderous roar,
Santa’s shredding riffs like never before!
Rockin’ reindeer, bang your heads,
Santa’s sleigh is painted red!
Heavy metal fills the skies,
Jingle bells with power cries!
He’s got a six-string axe with candy cane stripes,
Elves on the drums bringing hardcore vibes.
Rudolph’s nose is a blazing red stage light,
As Santa shreds solos, it’s a Christmas fright!
Rockin’ reindeer, bang your heads,
Santa’s sleigh is painted red!
Heavy metal fills the skies,
Jingle bells with power cries!
From chimney to chimney, his amps do wail,
Delivering gifts with a fiery trail.
The stockings shake, the halls do quake,
Santa’s metal spirit, for goodness’ sake!
The kids hear his sleigh and a power chord scream,
It’s not just a dream, it’s a metalhead’s dream!
Santa roars, “Merry Christmas to all tonight,
And may your holidays be loud and bright!”
Rockin’ reindeer, bang your heads,
Santa’s sleigh is painted red!
Heavy metal fills the skies,
Jingle bells with power cries!
So if you hear a riff as the snowflakes fall,
It’s Santa Claus rocking to the Christmas call.
Raise your horns, let the carols play,
And headbang with Santa on his heavy sleigh!
