Part #1 of our epic 2,000 mile ROAD TRIP through Washington, Oregon, Nevada and California. This series of videos have everything: sightseeing, hunting for video games, and adventure on the open road. WATCH >> https://youtu.be/dBbuoxIYIi4

We love road trips because they give us the illusion of control over chaos. Unlike flying, where you’re herded through TSA like caffeinated cattle, road trips let you say things like, “Let’s take the scenic route!”—right before you end up on a gravel road being stared down by a suspicious llama. There’s something magical about setting your own pace, even if that pace is determined by your bladder, the car’s mysterious new rattle, and the sudden, desperate hunt for a Starbucks with a bathroom that doesn’t require a code.

But mostly, we love road trips because they’re a weird, beautiful mix of nostalgia and nonsense. Where else can you scream-sing 90s hits, eat gas station combos of beef jerky and sour worms, and deeply contemplate your life while staring out at miles of cornfields? Road trips make the mundane feel epic: a $60 motel with a “continental breakfast” becomes an oasis, and spotting a Cracker Barrel on the horizon feels like discovering El Dorado. It’s not about the destination—it’s about arguing over where to eat, taking 17 wrong turns, and somehow loving every minute of the disaster.