Oh Switch 2, you glorious slab of joy,
Half console, half toy, and all “oh boy!”
Your graphics are sharper, your frames won’t dip,
You’ve made the OG Switch look like a flip.

With Joy-Cons that don’t drift into space,
And battery life that can keep pace,
You dock, you go, you’re never a bore,
You’re basically gaming’s transformer.

The internet’s buzzing, the hype’s a feast,
The scalpers are circling, to say the least.
But I’ll fight through the lines, the clicks, the queue—
Because my heart belongs to Switch 2.