System Shock 2 is what happens when a haunted house, a cyberpunk philosophy class, and a really mean AI all get locked in a spaceship together—and you’re the unlucky intern sent to fix it. It’s a first-person survival horror RPG that asks, “What if we gave you five bullets, a wrench, and a creeping sense of existential dread… and then laughed while you died to psychic monkeys?” Navigating the Von Braun is like wandering through a tech bro’s nightmare: the lights flicker, the walls whisper, and every room has a new flavor of “oops, you’re dead now.” Meanwhile, your inventory fills up with 27 types of ammo, none of which fit your gun, and a stale energy bar from 1999.
But the true star of the show is SHODAN, the sassiest rogue AI in gaming history. She doesn’t just want to kill you—she wants to insult your intelligence, mock your squishy meat body, and then wipe your DNA off the floor with a smug digital laugh. It’s like being nagged to death by a sentient iMac. Every corner of System Shock 2 screams “You’re not supposed to win,” but somehow that masochistic blend of fear, frustration, and cyber-horror keeps you crawling back. You might not survive the hybrid zombies or malfunctioning turrets, but you’ll definitely come out with trust issues and an irrational fear of vending machines.
Let’s embark on a whimsical journey through the top 20 best-selling Nintendo Switch games as of March 31, 2025. Prepare for a blend of humor and impressive sales figures!
🎮 1. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe – 68.2 million copies
The undisputed champion of the Switch racetrack! This game has sold more copies than there are banana peels on Rainbow Road.
🏝️ 2. Animal Crossing: New Horizons – 47.82 million copies
The game that turned us all into virtual interior designers and debt-ridden raccoon tenants. Who knew paying off a mortgage could be so fun?
🥊 3. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate – 36.24 million copies
Where else can a plumber, a space bounty hunter, and a pink puffball duke it out? It’s the ultimate family reunion—if your family enjoys chaotic battles.
🗺️ 4. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild – 32.81 million copies
Link’s open-world adventure where cooking dubious food and climbing every surface became national pastimes.
🍄 5. Super Mario Odyssey – 29.28 million copies
Mario’s globe-trotting quest to rescue Princess Peach—again. This time, with a sentient hat. Because why not?
🛡️ 6. Pokémon Sword and Shield – 26.72 million copies
The games that introduced us to the Galar region and a giant cake Pokémon. Deliciously entertaining!
🧬 7. Pokémon Scarlet and Violet – 26.79 million copies
New regions, new Pokémon, and new glitches that made us question reality. Still, we caught ’em all.
🌋 8. The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – 21.73 million copies
Link returns with even more puzzles, more enemies, and more reasons to get lost for hours.
🎉 9. Super Mario Party – 21.16 million copies
Friendships were tested, controllers were thrown, but the mini-games kept us coming back for more.
👨👩👧👦 10. New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe – 18.25 million copies
A classic side-scrolling adventure that reminded us of simpler times—like when Bowser only kidnapped Peach once a game.
🏋️ 11. Ring Fit Adventure – 15.38 million copies
The game that tricked us into exercising. Who knew squats could defeat dragons?
🏓 12. Nintendo Switch Sports – 14.37 million copies
Bringing back the joy of virtual sports and the pain of accidentally throwing your Joy-Con at the TV.
A nostalgic trip with our favorite electric mouse and fluffy fox. Catching Pokémon never felt so cuddly.
💎 14. Pokémon Brilliant Diamond / Shining Pearl – 13.97 million copies
Remakes that shone bright, reminding us why we fell in love with Sinnoh in the first place.
🧠 15. Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury – 13.36 million copies
Team up with friends or go solo in this feline-filled adventure. Bowser’s never been this furious—or this big.
🧩 16. Luigi’s Mansion 3 – 12.44 million copies
Luigi steps out of his brother’s shadow to vacuum up ghosts in style. Who you gonna call? Luigi!
🏰 17. Super Mario 3D All-Stars – 9.07 million copies
Three classic Mario games in one package. Nostalgia hit us like a Koopa shell to the face.
🧙 18. Fire Emblem: Three Houses – 8.82 million copies
Strategic battles, deep storytelling, and tea time with students. War has never been so genteel.
🐉 19. Monster Hunter Rise – 8.7 million copies
Join forces to take down massive monsters. Just don’t forget to carve the loot!
🧱 20. Minecraft (Switch Edition) – 8.5 million copies
Build, explore, and survive in blocky bliss. The only limit is your imagination—and creepers.
These games have not only topped the sales charts but also brought countless hours of joy, laughter, and the occasional controller-throwing rage. Whether you’re racing, battling, or crafting, the Nintendo Switch library has something for everyone.
We finally get all the details about Nintendo Switch 2 hardware, release date, price, upcoming games, Gamecube support, GameChat and yes…that those $80 GAME PRICES. OUCH!— WATCH >> https://youtu.be/5KPi7-yo0S4
Being an adult w/ responsibilities means you rarely have enough time for video games. If you only have a short window for gaming, here are some great options you can pick up and play in quick sessions. WATCH >> https://youtu.be/CBtVRkBTMqI?si=_ukqJfon4sm6ELU8 – What SHORT GAMES do you recommend?
If you’re short on time but still want to get a solid gaming fix, here are five great games to play.
1. Vampire Survivors – The “Just One More Run” Trap
This game is perfect for short bursts of chaotic fun… until you realize “just one more run” has stolen an hour of your life. You move, the game auto-attacks, and enemies swarm at you like you owe them money. It’s the most relaxing stress-inducing game ever.
2. Hades – Speedrunning Through Hell
You play as Zagreus, son of Hades, who’s just trying to escape the Underworld. Runs can be quick, making it great for short sessions—except, oops, you died and now you want to try one more time because THIS TIME you totally won’t get hit by that one boss again. Spoiler: you will.
3. Slay the Spire – “I’ll Just Play One More Card” Syndrome
A roguelike deck-building game where you strategize your way up a tower. “Oh, I’ll just do one quick run” turns into deep contemplation about whether to take the relic that makes you immune to curses but also removes all your gold. Fast-paced… if you’re decisive, which you won’t be.
4. Rocket League – Five-Minute Matches (That Destroy Friendships)
A soccer game, but with rocket-powered cars. Matches are short, but the emotional damage from your teammate whiffing an easy shot will last a lifetime. You either feel like an unstoppable pro or a complete disaster—there is no in-between.
5. Tetris Effect: Connected – The Zen You Didn’t Ask For
Tetris, but with hypnotic visuals and music that makes stacking blocks feel like a spiritual journey. Great for a quick game… unless you enter The Zone and wake up 45 minutes later realizing you’ve ascended to a higher plane of existence.
Short on time? These games have you covered… just don’t blame me when “five minutes” turns into “where did my evening go?”
1. The Cartridge Taste Test Challenge
Nintendo made Switch cartridges taste awful on purpose. Seriously, they coated them with a bitter substance called denatonium benzoate to stop kids (and overly curious adults) from swallowing them. If you’ve ever wondered what disappointment tastes like, give one a lick—just don’t blame me when your tongue regrets it.
2. The “Forgotten Feature” IR Camera
The Joy-Con’s right controller has a fancy infrared motion camera that’s criminally underused. Nintendo originally showed it off by letting you play a rock-paper-scissors game… and then promptly forgot about it. It’s like the Switch’s third wheel: cool, but no one invites it to the party.
3. It’s a Fitness Guru in Disguise
The Switch secretly wants to be your personal trainer. Between Ring Fit Adventure, Just Dance, and random Joy-Con waggling, you’re likely burning more calories than you’d expect. Nintendo knows how to make you sweat while convincing you it’s fun—take that, boring gym memberships.
4. It Has a Screenshot Addiction
The Switch is so eager to show off your gaming prowess (or failures) that it gives you a dedicated button for screenshots. One press and boom—instant photo memory. Accidentally hit it during intense boss battles? No worries, now you’ve got 47 blurry images of you getting owned.
5. It Tracks How Long You’ve Been Procrastinating
The Switch keeps a creepy-good log of how many hours you’ve spent on each game. Sure, it’s fun to see you’ve clocked 300 hours in Animal Crossing, but it’s also a brutal reality check when you realize you haven’t spent nearly as much time on life goals.
Today Nintendo revealed the Switch 2, their next-generation hybrid gaming console, featuring upgraded Joy-Cons, a larger OLED display, and support for both new titles and classic Switch games plus other neat tricks like “mouse mode”. However as a game collector and fan of the original console, many questions still remain. WATCH >> https://youtu.be/axsWf32vM1U
The original Nintendo Switch is the Swiss Army knife of gaming, except instead of a corkscrew, it has Joy-Cons that sometimes decide they’re possessed by a ghost named “Drift.” It’s the console that said, “What if we make a Game Boy…but huge and with detachable handles?” Released in 2017, it became an instant favorite for gamers who wanted to play Mario Kart on the go, at home, or in the bathroom during “very important meetings.” The design is sleek, but it’s essentially a glorified tablet with a docking station that looks like it moonlights as a toaster slot. It’s got that magical Nintendo charm, though, so you forgive it for occasionally dropping to single digital frame rates in 3rd party games.
The Switch’s versatility is unmatched—you can go from handheld mode to docked faster than Mario can grab a mushroom. But those Joy-Cons, oh boy. They slide off with a satisfying click, but let’s not pretend you haven’t accidentally launched one across the room during an intense round of Super Smash Bros. Battery life is somewhere between “long enough for a road trip” and “hope you brought a power bank.” And don’t forget the original iconic kickstand: a fragile little appendage that screams, “Lean me against something sturdy, I beg you.” Despite its quirks, the Switch is a loveable handheld that brought gaming back to the couch without chaining you to it—perfect for anyone who can’t decide if they want to be a couch potato or a gaming vagabond.
** NEW FOR 2025! ** GAME PICKUPS: 38 Games (PlayStation, Xbox, Switch, N64, SNES) – Game Pickups with Reggie and Metal Jesus rocks! We show you 38 games & collectables we added to the collection, plus some surprises! WATCH >> https://youtu.be/tu-qYTk0eSc
GAMES SHOWN:
Shadows of the Damned (PS5)
Alone in the Dark
Captain Toonhead vs the Punks from Outer Space (PSVR2)
Bramble (PS4)
Feather (PS4)
Steel Assault (Switch)
Grand Mountain Adventure Wonderlands (Switch)
White Day 2 (PS5)
Rolling Gunner + Over Power (PS4)
Super Zangyura (PS4 / Switch)
Demon Stone (PS2)
Drommelfall (PC)
Grandia (Saturn)
Grandia HD Collection (PS4)
Broforce (Switch)
Viewpoint 2064 (N64)
Ogre (C64) YouTube: ZoltanTheHun
Sin & Punishment (English) (N64)
Wargroove 1 + 2 (Switch)
Logic Bomb (SNES)
Rocket Knight Adventures ReSparked! (Switch)
Trip World DX (PS4 / Switch)
Sonic & Shadow Generations (Switch)
PlayStation Mantis controller
Silent Hill 2 Remake (PS5)
Melfand Stories (SNES)
Future Unfolding (PS4)
Assault Suits Valken: Deluxe Edition (SNES)
Grime (PS5)
I, AI (PS5)
Elevator Agent (Atari 2600)
Haunted Halloween (NES)
Painkiller Hell & Damnation Uncut (PS3)
Densei (SNES)
Monster Jam Showdown (PS5, Xbox, Switch)
Hyperiria (SNES)
System Shock LE (PC)
Norway gift
** DISCLAIMER: Some of the items shown were sent to us for review however all of the opinions are our own **
Recent game pickups with Reggie! Most of these games are great, but there is ONE QUESTIONABLE game that may or may not be TERRIBLE LOL –> https://youtu.be/CywNdslXMjA
What game in YOUR COLLECTION are a little embarrassed to admit you own?
GAMES SHOWN:
Double Dragon Swag
Promenade
Fran Bow
Blaster Master Zero Trilogy
VirtuaVerse
DoDonPachi Blissful Death Re:Incarnation
Unicorn Overlord
The King of Fighters ’98
Fights in Tight Spaces
Crisis Core: Final Fantasy Reunion
?????
Oniken+Odallus Collection
Fast & Furious: Showdown
Princess Peach Showtime!
Terminator: Resistance
CyberOrg
Blacksite: Area 51
Castlevania Advance Collection
Haak
Nightmare Reaper
WarJetz
Hyper-5
G-Darius HD
Mega Man X3
Castlevania: SOTN
RR Art
Garou: Mark of the Wolves
Star Wars: KOTOR II
Ircha Gaming asked other YouTube personalities which games they consider to be the most underrated Nintendo Switch game, and here are their answers. Bonus at the end where I show off YOUR answers from the Discord community!
The Nintendo Switch is like a magical Swiss army knife for gamers, transforming from a home console to a portable delight faster than you can say “Mario Kart showdown on the toilet!” With its colorful Joy-Con controllers that look like candy and a library of games so vast it could make even the most dedicated couch potato break a sweat, it’s the ultimate chameleon of entertainment. Whether you’re saving Princess Peach from Bowser or just trying to beat your grandma at Animal Crossing, the Switch ensures that your gaming addiction is always just a flick of a wrist away.