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Terminator 2D NO FATE (REVIEW) PS5/Xbox/PC

My review of the new Terminator 2D No FATE game based on the classic 1991 movie. This is the 2D retro styled run ‘n’ gun game that Bitmap Bureau wishes would have come out back in the day.
More info: https://www.terminator2d.com

Terminator 2 has the vibe of a chrome-plated summer thunderstorm that decided to develop a personality. Its appeal begins with the T-800, who evolves from “murderous toaster with legs” to “surly robo-dad trying very hard to understand why humans cry instead of just rebooting.” The movie gives you molten-metal anxiety, Harley-revving bravado, and the warm glow of knowing your savior is a grumpy machine whose negotiation skills rely on sunglasses and a shotgun the size of a rolled-up mattress.

Then there’s the T-1000, a shape-shifting puddle of weaponized mercury who glides around like your reflection decided it was tired of your life choices and took over. Watching this villain chase a teenager through malls, freeways, and steel mills is half action spectacle, half existential question: if liquid metal can run faster than a truck, what chance do your errands have? The whole film becomes a kinetic sermon on destiny, family, and the importance of not inventing killer robots before lunch, wrapped in an action feast that still hums like a neon jukebox on the edge of the apocalypse.

More Stupidly Expensive $$$ & Rare SWITCH GAMES

Video about more stupidly expensive & rare nintendo switch games.

GAMES SHOWN:
Dust: An Elysian Tail
Steredenn: Binary Stars
Star Wars Knights Of The Old Republic II: The Sith Lords
Tinykin
Contra: Operation Galuga [Convention Exclusive]
Haak
Stern Pinball Arcade
The Flame In The Flood
Evoland: Legendary Edition
Blazing Chrome (NEW)

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Stupidly Expensive $$$ & Rare SWITCH Games

I’ve been collecting Nintendo SWITCH games since 2017 and I’m surprised to see many of them have become stupidly expensive $$$ & rare. What is YOUR most valuable physical Switch game?

GAMES SHOWN:

Shantae And The Pirate’s Curse
Fast RMX (SEALED)
RXN (Limited Edition)
Worms: W.M.D
Baldur’s Gate 1 & 2 Enhanced Edition
Mushihimesama [Collector’s Edition]
Outlast Bundle Of Terror
Outlast 2
Thimbleweed Park (Big Box Edition)
Deathsmiles I & II [Love Max Edition]

Games That Don’t Hate Your Wallet

Trying to save money when buying video games can feel like a stealth mission worthy of Solid Snake himself. The key is patience: resisting the urge to grab a new release on day one often pays off, since most games drop in price within a few months. Seasonal sales like Steam’s Summer Sale, PlayStation’s holiday deals, and Nintendo’s occasional eShop discounts can turn a $60 game into a $20 steal if you’re willing to wait. Subscriptions like Xbox Game Pass, PlayStation Plus Extra, or even old-school rental services can also stretch your dollar, letting you play a huge library of games for the cost of a single purchase. And don’t overlook secondhand options—local game shops, pawn stores, and even garage sales can hide hidden gems at bargain-bin prices.

Another smart tactic is to go digital in moderation. Digital storefronts often feature flash sales and bundle deals, but physical copies can be resold or traded in, giving you some of your money back when you’re done. Keeping an eye on price-tracking websites or apps can help you snag a deal the moment it appears, and stacking coupons, loyalty points, or credit card rewards can sweeten the pot. Above all, building a backlog of games you already own but haven’t played is the ultimate money-saver—after all, the cheapest game is the one you don’t have to buy yet. With a little strategy and patience, you can keep your collection growing without letting your wallet go full Game Over.

Top 20 Best Selling Nintendo Switch Games (SO FAR in 2025)

The Nintendo Switch is awesome because it’s basically the Swiss Army knife of gaming consoles—one minute it’s a handheld you’re sneaking into bed like contraband candy, the next it’s a full-blown living room party machine that somehow convinces grandma to play Mario Kart like a Formula 1 racer. It’s the only device where you can slay dragons on the bus, build islands during your lunch break, and then smack your best friend with a virtual shell in the same evening, all without burning out your TV or your social life. In short, it’s gaming’s ultimate shape-shifter—half-console, half-handheld, all chaos.

Here are the Top 20 Best-Selling Nintendo Switch Games of All Time as of ~March-April 2025, based primarily on data from NintendoLife, VGChartz plus Nintendo’s financials.

Rank Game Units Sold (Millions)
1 Mario Kart 8 Deluxe ~ 68.20 Nintendo Life+1
2 Animal Crossing: New Horizons ~ 47.82 Nintendo Life+1
3 Super Smash Bros. Ultimate ~ 36.24 Nintendo Life+1
4 The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild ~ 32.81 Nintendo Life+1
5 Super Mario Odyssey ~ 29.28 Nintendo Life+1
6 Pokémon Scarlet / Violet ~ 26.79 Nintendo Life+1
7 Pokémon Sword / Shield ~ 26.72 Nintendo Life+1
8 The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom ~ 21.73 Nintendo Life+1
9 Super Mario Party ~ 21.16 Nintendo Life+1
10 New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe ~ 18.25 Nintendo Life+1
11 Nintendo Switch Sports ~ 16.27 VGChartz+1
12 Super Mario Bros. Wonder ~ 16.03 VGChartz+1
13 Ring Fit Adventure ~ 15.38 VGChartz+1
14 Pokémon: Let’s Go, Pikachu / Eevee ~ 15.07 VGChartz+1
15 Pokémon Brilliant Diamond / Shining Pearl ~ 15.06 VGChartz+1
16 Pokémon Legends: Arceus ~ 14.83 VGChartz+1
17 Luigi’s Mansion 3 ~ 14.25 VGChartz+1
18 Mario Party Superstars ~ 14.00 VGChartz+1
19 Splatoon 2 ~ 13.60 VGChartz+1
20 Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury ~ 13.47 VGChartz+1

 

I Did NOT Expect Nintendo to Do This… (Direct Reaction)

Here’s the games that I’m most interested in. How about you?
Yoshi and the Mysterious Book
Mario Tennis Fever
Storm Lancers
Hades II
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
Resident Evil Requiem
Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave

Nintendo Directs are basically Nintendo’s version of surprise parties—except instead of cake, you get a man in a blazer calmly announcing that a 25-year-old game you already bought three times is finally coming to Switch. 🎉
They start with this oddly formal tone, like Nintendo is about to unveil world peace, and then—BAM—Kirby is suddenly eating an automobile. You’ll see a polite Japanese executive appear, bow slightly, and then casually drop, “And now, please enjoy a brief look at Metroid Prime 4.” Cue a 12-second clip of a logo. Fans collectively lose their minds like they’ve just witnessed the cure for aging.
The pacing is wild too. One minute it’s Animal Crossing DLC, the next it’s a farming game where you marry turnips, and then oh look—it’s Bayonetta strutting through an exploding cathedral in slow motion. Somewhere in there, Miyamoto will just pop in like your cool uncle, smiling and talking about Pikmin as if he’s discussing his stamp collection.
And the endings? Always chaos. They wrap up with “Just one more thing…” which is Nintendo code for “We’re about to break the internet.” That’s when you find out Mario can now turn into a dinosaur, or a Splatoon kid is secretly in Smash Bros. It’s like Oprah giving out cars, except instead it’s “YOU get a port, YOU get a remake, EVERYBODY gets another Mario Kart track!”

System Shock 2 Remaster Nintendo Switch 1 & 2 Review – Is It Worth It?

System Shock 2 is what happens when a haunted house, a cyberpunk philosophy class, and a really mean AI all get locked in a spaceship together—and you’re the unlucky intern sent to fix it. It’s a first-person survival horror RPG that asks, “What if we gave you five bullets, a wrench, and a creeping sense of existential dread… and then laughed while you died to psychic monkeys?” Navigating the Von Braun is like wandering through a tech bro’s nightmare: the lights flicker, the walls whisper, and every room has a new flavor of “oops, you’re dead now.” Meanwhile, your inventory fills up with 27 types of ammo, none of which fit your gun, and a stale energy bar from 1999.

But the true star of the show is SHODAN, the sassiest rogue AI in gaming history. She doesn’t just want to kill you—she wants to insult your intelligence, mock your squishy meat body, and then wipe your DNA off the floor with a smug digital laugh. It’s like being nagged to death by a sentient iMac. Every corner of System Shock 2 screams “You’re not supposed to win,” but somehow that masochistic blend of fear, frustration, and cyber-horror keeps you crawling back. You might not survive the hybrid zombies or malfunctioning turrets, but you’ll definitely come out with trust issues and an irrational fear of vending machines.

Top 20 Best Selling Nintendo Switch Games (SO FAR in 2025)

Let’s embark on a whimsical journey through the top 20 best-selling Nintendo Switch games as of March 31, 2025. Prepare for a blend of humor and impressive sales figures!

🎮 1. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe – 68.2 million copies

The undisputed champion of the Switch racetrack! This game has sold more copies than there are banana peels on Rainbow Road.

🏝️ 2. Animal Crossing: New Horizons – 47.82 million copies

The game that turned us all into virtual interior designers and debt-ridden raccoon tenants. Who knew paying off a mortgage could be so fun?

🥊 3. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate – 36.24 million copies

Where else can a plumber, a space bounty hunter, and a pink puffball duke it out? It’s the ultimate family reunion—if your family enjoys chaotic battles.

🗺️ 4. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild – 32.81 million copies

Link’s open-world adventure where cooking dubious food and climbing every surface became national pastimes.

🍄 5. Super Mario Odyssey – 29.28 million copies

Mario’s globe-trotting quest to rescue Princess Peach—again. This time, with a sentient hat. Because why not?

🛡️ 6. Pokémon Sword and Shield – 26.72 million copies

The games that introduced us to the Galar region and a giant cake Pokémon. Deliciously entertaining!

🧬 7. Pokémon Scarlet and Violet – 26.79 million copies

New regions, new Pokémon, and new glitches that made us question reality. Still, we caught ’em all.

🌋 8. The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – 21.73 million copies

Link returns with even more puzzles, more enemies, and more reasons to get lost for hours.

🎉 9. Super Mario Party – 21.16 million copies

Friendships were tested, controllers were thrown, but the mini-games kept us coming back for more.

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 10. New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe – 18.25 million copies

A classic side-scrolling adventure that reminded us of simpler times—like when Bowser only kidnapped Peach once a game.

 


🏋️ 11. Ring Fit Adventure – 15.38 million copies

The game that tricked us into exercising. Who knew squats could defeat dragons?

🏓 12. Nintendo Switch Sports – 14.37 million copies

Bringing back the joy of virtual sports and the pain of accidentally throwing your Joy-Con at the TV.

🐭 13. Pokémon: Let’s Go, Pikachu! / Let’s Go, Eevee! – 14.33 million copies

A nostalgic trip with our favorite electric mouse and fluffy fox. Catching Pokémon never felt so cuddly.

💎 14. Pokémon Brilliant Diamond / Shining Pearl – 13.97 million copies

Remakes that shone bright, reminding us why we fell in love with Sinnoh in the first place.

🧠 15. Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury – 13.36 million copies

Team up with friends or go solo in this feline-filled adventure. Bowser’s never been this furious—or this big.

🧩 16. Luigi’s Mansion 3 – 12.44 million copies

Luigi steps out of his brother’s shadow to vacuum up ghosts in style. Who you gonna call? Luigi!

🏰 17. Super Mario 3D All-Stars – 9.07 million copies

Three classic Mario games in one package. Nostalgia hit us like a Koopa shell to the face.

🧙 18. Fire Emblem: Three Houses – 8.82 million copies

Strategic battles, deep storytelling, and tea time with students. War has never been so genteel.

🐉 19. Monster Hunter Rise – 8.7 million copies

Join forces to take down massive monsters. Just don’t forget to carve the loot!

🧱 20. Minecraft (Switch Edition) – 8.5 million copies

Build, explore, and survive in blocky bliss. The only limit is your imagination—and creepers.


These games have not only topped the sales charts but also brought countless hours of joy, laughter, and the occasional controller-throwing rage. Whether you’re racing, battling, or crafting, the Nintendo Switch library has something for everyone.

Great SHORT GAMES when you have NO TIME #Adulting

Being an adult w/ responsibilities means you rarely have enough time for video games. If you only have a short window for gaming, here are some great options you can pick up and play in quick sessions. WATCH >> https://youtu.be/CBtVRkBTMqI?si=_ukqJfon4sm6ELU8 – What SHORT GAMES do you recommend?

If you’re short on time but still want to get a solid gaming fix, here are five great games to play.

1. Vampire SurvivorsThe “Just One More Run” Trap

This game is perfect for short bursts of chaotic fun… until you realize “just one more run” has stolen an hour of your life. You move, the game auto-attacks, and enemies swarm at you like you owe them money. It’s the most relaxing stress-inducing game ever.

2. HadesSpeedrunning Through Hell

You play as Zagreus, son of Hades, who’s just trying to escape the Underworld. Runs can be quick, making it great for short sessions—except, oops, you died and now you want to try one more time because THIS TIME you totally won’t get hit by that one boss again. Spoiler: you will.

3. Slay the Spire“I’ll Just Play One More Card” Syndrome

A roguelike deck-building game where you strategize your way up a tower. “Oh, I’ll just do one quick run” turns into deep contemplation about whether to take the relic that makes you immune to curses but also removes all your gold. Fast-paced… if you’re decisive, which you won’t be.

4. Rocket LeagueFive-Minute Matches (That Destroy Friendships)

A soccer game, but with rocket-powered cars. Matches are short, but the emotional damage from your teammate whiffing an easy shot will last a lifetime. You either feel like an unstoppable pro or a complete disaster—there is no in-between.

5. Tetris Effect: ConnectedThe Zen You Didn’t Ask For

Tetris, but with hypnotic visuals and music that makes stacking blocks feel like a spiritual journey. Great for a quick game… unless you enter The Zone and wake up 45 minutes later realizing you’ve ascended to a higher plane of existence.

Short on time? These games have you covered… just don’t blame me when “five minutes” turns into “where did my evening go?”