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Top 20 Best Selling Original XBOX Games

Here are the Top 20 best-selling original Xbox games—back when consoles were chunky, multiplayer meant sitting on the same couch, and blowing on discs didn’t actually help (but we did it anyway). Sales figures are approximate worldwide totals.


🥇 1. Halo: Combat Evolved (Sales: ~6.43 million)

Why it sold: It single-handedly justified buying the Xbox and made “sticky grenades” a part of our vocabulary. Master Chief carried Microsoft harder than Clippy ever did


🥈 2. Halo 2 (Sales: ~8.49 million)

Why it sold: Because Halo 1 was great—and now you could teabag strangers online! Xbox Live was born, and suddenly, kids were yelling “NOOB” into $19.99 headsets.


🥉 3. Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell (Sales: ~6 million)

Why it sold: Gamers love sneaking around in the dark—Sam Fisher crouched more than most of us do at the gym. It was like Solid Snake with night vision and a grudge.


4. Fable (Sales: ~3 million)

Why it sold: You could fart in public and grow devil horns—what more could a gamer want? Also, Peter Molyneux’s promises were worth at least 2 million sales.


5. Project Gotham Racing 2 (Sales: ~2.5 million)

Why it sold: Because it was racing, but classy. Style mattered more than speed. Finally, a game for people who like parallel parking with flair.


6. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (KOTOR) (Sales: ~2.3 million)

Why it sold: Star Wars, but with moral choices and the ability to ruin your relationships by turning Sith. Darth Revan > any movie twist since.


7. Dead or Alive 3 (Sales: ~2 million)

Why it sold: Let’s be honest—people came for the “jiggle physics” and stayed for the surprisingly decent fighting mechanics. A staple of awkward dorm rooms everywhere.


8. Forza Motorsport (Sales: ~1.5 million)

Why it sold: Microsoft’s answer to Gran Turismo, but more forgiving. Also, you could put tribal flames on a Toyota Corolla and race it like a champ.


9. Grand Theft Auto: Double Pack (GTA III + Vice City) (Sales: ~1.5 million)

Why it sold: Two games, one disk, endless mayhem. Who needs a storyline when you can drive a tank through Miami while listening to 80s synth pop?


10. Counter-Strike (Sales: ~1.5 million)

Why it sold: Console CS! Terrorists vs. Counter-Terrorists—and someone yelling “go B!” while holding the bomb. PC fans scoffed, Xbox fans sprayed and prayed.

 


11. The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind (Sales: ~1.4 million)

Why it sold: You could become the chosen one… after spending 2 hours trying to figure out how to leave the starting town. Combat felt like swinging a pool noodle, but we loved it.


12. Need for Speed: Underground 2 (Sales: ~1.4 million)

Why it sold: Because street racing + neon lights + a Bangin’ soundtrack = pure gold. Also, car customization made us all feel like Vin Diesel’s unpaid interns.


13. Madden NFL 06 (Sales: ~1.3 million)

Why it sold: It’s Madden. It sells no matter what. You could swap the year and no one would notice—except maybe the new haircut on the cover athlete.


14. Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon (Sales: ~1.2 million)

Why it sold: Because sometimes you want to be tactical, not run-and-gun. Also because Tom Clancy had a 10-game-a-year quota.


15. Ninja Gaiden (Sales: ~1.2 million)

Why it sold: Pain. Pure, glorious pain. This game handed you your butt on a katana and asked you to thank it.


16. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4 (Sales: ~1.2 million)

Why it sold: You couldn’t skate IRL, but here you could grind a roller coaster. The soundtrack also doubled as your personality in high school.


17. The Simpsons: Hit & Run (Sales: ~1.2 million)

Why it sold: Like GTA, but with donuts. And yelling. And way fewer lawsuits. This game gave us chaos with a side of D’oh!


18. Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge (Sales: ~1.1 million)

Why it sold: Air combat + pulp fiction vibes = criminally underrated. Plus, nothing says “cool” like shooting planes with a joystick that clicks.


19. SoulCalibur II (Sales: ~1 million)

Why it sold: Fighting with swords, a guest appearance by Spawn, and enough flair to make a Renaissance fair blush.


20. Need for Speed: Most Wanted (Sales: ~1 million)

Why it sold: Cops, speed, BMWs, and that Blacklist. Running from the law never felt so cinematic—or so full of slow-motion crashes.

XBOX Retro Classics is good… and could be great!

Xbox is teaming up with Antstream to bring classic Activision titles to Game Pass. Atari 2600, MS-DOS, SNES, PS1 & More. Here are my first impressions!

The Xbox is like that one overly enthusiastic friend who shows up to game night with a cooler full of energy drinks, a 4K TV strapped to their back, and the unshakable confidence of someone who’s never actually beaten Elden Ring. Born in 2001 with the original Xbox (a console roughly the size of a small microwave), Microsoft decided it was time to crash Sony and Nintendo’s party—armed with Halo, a terrifying amount of marketing dollars, and a logo that looked like it was ripped straight from a Mountain Dew commercial. And somehow, it worked. Xbox became a household name, partly because of its powerful hardware, and partly because gamers couldn’t stop yelling profanities into their Xbox Live headsets at complete strangers. A true bonding experience.

Over the years, Xbox evolved from a bulky console that sounded like a jet engine to a sleek black monolith (Xbox Series X) that now lives in living rooms like some kind of digital obelisk. It’s embraced the “Netflix of gaming” model with Game Pass, letting players gorge on hundreds of titles for less than the cost of a large pizza. Xbox even started cozying up to PC gamers, no longer insisting on console exclusivity like an overprotective partner. Today, Xbox isn’t just a brand—it’s a lifestyle, a subscription service, and possibly your child’s best friend (or worst influence). In short: Xbox is the lovable tech bro of the gaming world—loud, flashy, and always ready to drop a nuke in Call of Duty.

Great SHORT GAMES when you have NO TIME #Adulting

Being an adult w/ responsibilities means you rarely have enough time for video games. If you only have a short window for gaming, here are some great options you can pick up and play in quick sessions. WATCH >> https://youtu.be/CBtVRkBTMqI?si=_ukqJfon4sm6ELU8 – What SHORT GAMES do you recommend?

If you’re short on time but still want to get a solid gaming fix, here are five great games to play.

1. Vampire SurvivorsThe “Just One More Run” Trap

This game is perfect for short bursts of chaotic fun… until you realize “just one more run” has stolen an hour of your life. You move, the game auto-attacks, and enemies swarm at you like you owe them money. It’s the most relaxing stress-inducing game ever.

2. HadesSpeedrunning Through Hell

You play as Zagreus, son of Hades, who’s just trying to escape the Underworld. Runs can be quick, making it great for short sessions—except, oops, you died and now you want to try one more time because THIS TIME you totally won’t get hit by that one boss again. Spoiler: you will.

3. Slay the Spire“I’ll Just Play One More Card” Syndrome

A roguelike deck-building game where you strategize your way up a tower. “Oh, I’ll just do one quick run” turns into deep contemplation about whether to take the relic that makes you immune to curses but also removes all your gold. Fast-paced… if you’re decisive, which you won’t be.

4. Rocket LeagueFive-Minute Matches (That Destroy Friendships)

A soccer game, but with rocket-powered cars. Matches are short, but the emotional damage from your teammate whiffing an easy shot will last a lifetime. You either feel like an unstoppable pro or a complete disaster—there is no in-between.

5. Tetris Effect: ConnectedThe Zen You Didn’t Ask For

Tetris, but with hypnotic visuals and music that makes stacking blocks feel like a spiritual journey. Great for a quick game… unless you enter The Zone and wake up 45 minutes later realizing you’ve ascended to a higher plane of existence.

Short on time? These games have you covered… just don’t blame me when “five minutes” turns into “where did my evening go?”

The Unofficial, Slightly Sarcastic List of Obsidian Games

Obsidian Entertainment have made some amazing games….and others that were probably released a bit before they should have been.

  1. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II – The Sith Lords (2004)
    This sequel cranked up the existential crisis, filled it with cut content, and made us question everything we knew about Star Wars morality.
  2. Neverwinter Nights 2 (2006)
    An RPG where you collect weirdos, bicker with them, and somehow save the world—classic Obsidian. Also, that stronghold management? Peak real estate simulator.
  3. Alpha Protocol (2010)
    What if Jason Bourne had dialogue options that made people hate him instantly? A spy RPG where your greatest weapon is awkward small talk (and also guns). Woefully unbalanced in some of the boss fights unfortunately, so follow a guide if you play it today!
  4. Fallout: New Vegas (2010)
    The greatest argument for why gambling should always be a dialogue skill. Also known as “The Best Fallout Game (Don’t Argue)”.
  5. Dungeon Siege III (2011)
    The Dungeon Siege game that no one remembers, including Dungeon Siege fans. It existed, and that’s what matters.
  6. South Park: The Stick of Truth (2014)
    An RPG where your weaponized flatulence determines the fate of an entire town. Highbrow humor at its finest.
  7. Pillars of Eternity (2015)
    Baldur’s Gate, but make it so Obsidian it hurts. Deep lore, tactical combat, and enough text to qualify as a novel.
  8. Armored Warfare (2015)
    Obsidian making a World of Tanks competitor? Sure, why not. Unfortunately, it tanked (pun intended).
  9. Tyranny (2016)
    What if you played an RPG where you’re already working for the bad guys? Basically, middle management simulator but with more fireballs.
  10. Pillars of Eternity II: Deadfire (2018)
    Everything you loved about the first game, but now on boats. Also, you can be besties with a talking ghost pig.
  11. The Outer Worlds (2019)
    Fallout in space, but with even more corporate satire. Where your biggest decision isn’t good vs. evil, but which megacorp is the least terrible. They released a The Outer Worlds: Spacer’s Choice Edition with improved graphics, all the patches and add-on missions. Great game!
  12. Grounded (2022)
    Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The Game! Survival mechanics, terrifying spiders, and realizing that ladybugs are actually hardcore.
  13. Pentiment (2022)
    What if an illuminated manuscript was a murder mystery? A game that proved you don’t need combat when you have the crushing weight of historical guilt.
  14. Avowed (Upcoming)
    The Elder Scrolls game Todd Howard would prefer you not look at too closely. I have high hopes for this one!
  15. The Outer Worlds 2 (Upcoming)
    Expect more space capitalism, more snark, and hopefully more planets where everything wants to kill you.

Obsidian: Masters of the RPG genre, champions of “deep lore,” and forever the kings of “We Would’ve Needed More Time for That Feature.”

Troy Baker: The Hardest Part of making Indiana Jones and the Great Circle

Troy Baker is like the Swiss Army knife of voice acting—if the Swiss Army knife were ridiculously charismatic and could sing like an indie rock star. This guy doesn’t just “play a role”; he becomes the role. Need a brooding antihero with a heart of gold? He’s Joel from The Last of Us. Want a flamboyant villain who radiates chaos? He’s Pagan Min from Far Cry 4. Oh, and don’t forget Booker DeWitt in BioShock Infinite—because apparently, existential crises sound better in his voice.

He’s also one of those rare voice actors who can make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices in a single scene. And if he’s not stealing the show in a video game, he’s probably serenading a room full of fans with his guitar because, yes, of course, he’s also a musician. Honestly, the guy’s talent feels like a glitch in the matrix—someone nerf him already!

In summary, Troy Baker is what happens when you max out charisma, talent, and versatility in a character creator and then break the game.

XBOX right now.

Where my head is at when it comes to Xbox. I give you my thoughts on the new Xbox announcements and tell you what I’m looking forward to in the future…. And I talk a little about Game Pass. WATCH >> https://youtu.be/ciuQHmFoSf4

The Xbox Series consoles are like Microsoft’s love letter to gamers who can’t decide between “super powerful” and “super sleek.” On one hand, you’ve got the Xbox Series X—a rectangular, monolithic fridge look-alike that has the power to launch you into a parallel dimension of 4K gaming. It’s so beefy, it could probably double as a space heater in the winter. Just make sure to keep your snacks out of its vent holes, or you might accidentally toast them. Meanwhile, it’s got more teraflops than most people know what to do with, which sounds impressive, but let’s be honest, most of us are just using it to reload our Skyrim save for the thousandth time.

Then there’s the Xbox Series S, the X’s little sibling that skipped leg day but still manages to be pretty buff. It’s like the cute, mini-fridge version of the Series X—compact enough to tuck under your arm if you need a portable source of frustration when you’re losing at *Fortnite*. Sure, it doesn’t have the same raw power, but it’s the little console that could. The Series S is all like, “Graphics? Who needs ’em, I got speed!” and for those who want to game without taking out a second mortgage, it’s the budget-friendly option that still lets you yell at your TV in glorious 1440p resolution.

Stray – A Magical Catventure w/ Dexter The Xbox Cat

Dexter The Xbox cat told me that Stray had gotten a stealth physical release on the Xbox. So we decided to check it out.

Stray” is like the ultimate cat simulator mixed with a dystopian adventure, offering you the chance to live out your dream of being a feline in a world that’s both whimsical and a bit post-apocalyptic. Imagine if a cat knocked over a dystopian novel and a cyberpunk movie, and the resulting chaos was somehow turned into a video game—voilà, you have “Stray.”

As you navigate through a neon-lit cityscape that’s oddly devoid of humans but filled with quirky robots, you’ll find yourself doing all the classic cat activities: knocking things off shelves, squeezing through impossibly tight spaces, and of course, napping whenever the mood strikes. It’s like the developers took notes from their own pets’ daily antics and decided, “Hey, let’s make this into a game, but with more futuristic vibes and existential themes.” So, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be a cat on a mission to uncover the mysteries of a robot-inhabited world, “Stray” is your purrfect escape.

** What the –?! ** GAME PICKUPS: 27 GAMES! (PlayStation, Xbox, Switch, Arcade)

Recent game pickups with Reggie! Most of these games are great, but there is ONE QUESTIONABLE game that may or may not be TERRIBLE LOL –> https://youtu.be/CywNdslXMjA

What game in YOUR COLLECTION are a little embarrassed to admit you own?

GAMES SHOWN:
Double Dragon Swag
Promenade
Fran Bow
Blaster Master Zero Trilogy
VirtuaVerse
DoDonPachi Blissful Death Re:Incarnation
Unicorn Overlord
The King of Fighters ’98
Fights in Tight Spaces
Crisis Core: Final Fantasy Reunion
?????
Oniken+Odallus Collection
Fast & Furious: Showdown
Princess Peach Showtime!
Terminator: Resistance
CyberOrg
Blacksite: Area 51
Castlevania Advance Collection
Haak
Nightmare Reaper
WarJetz
Hyper-5
G-Darius HD
Mega Man X3
Castlevania: SOTN
RR Art
Garou: Mark of the Wolves
Star Wars: KOTOR II

Xbox One Buying Guide – Hardware + Great Games

Metal Jesus & Kelsey Lewin present a Xbox One Buying guide covering the different console variations, controllers and accessories and Xbox games to play!

The Xbox One is a home video game console developed by Microsoft and released in November 2013 as the successor to the Xbox 360. It features significant upgrades in hardware, including an AMD Jaguar 8-core CPU, 8GB of DDR3 RAM, and a custom GPU, enabling enhanced graphics and performance for gaming and multimedia applications. The console supports a wide range of games, from exclusive titles like “Halo 5: Guardians” and “Forza Horizon 4” to multi-platform hits. It also offers robust online services through Xbox Live, allowing for digital game downloads, multiplayer gaming, and access to various entertainment apps. The Xbox One introduced features like voice control via Kinect, backward compatibility with select Xbox 360 games, and integration with Windows 10, making it a versatile entertainment hub.

More XBOX 360 GAMES you need to BUY before the Store Closes!!

The Xbox 360 Store & Marketplace will close permanently on July 29th 2024. Here are 10 MORE DIGITAL GAMES I think you should consider buying while you can! Most of these are sadly NOT backwards compatible 😬

The Xbox 360 is quite the marvel in the realm of video gaming. Launched by Microsoft in 2005, this splendid console revolutionised the way we engage in digital play. With its sleek design and robust online capabilities through Xbox Live, it quickly became the go-to for many a gamer. It boasted a veritable treasure trove of games, from the exhilarating Halo series to the captivating adventures in Fable. Moreover, its innovative features like the Kinect sensor truly set it apart from its contemporaries. In essence, the Xbox 360 wasn’t just a gaming console; it was a gateway to countless hours of jolly good entertainment.