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DMP is back and has a new, personal, customized theme song! And not a kazoo to be found. CTRL-Z tells how she made this all happen and you can hear it right here with a bitchin’ video! Plus outtakes, costume changes, bad led lighting, randomly focused cameras and a cryptic throwdown for charity!

And, because we are not unkind people, here are the lyrics for
Drunken Master Paul (He Can Do It All)

Drunken Master Paul,
He can do it all!
Drunken Master Paul,
He can do it all!

Fruit Ninja, cocktail maker
Stick fighting, cake baker
Techie gamer, tinker master
Hacking into reverse cameras

Drunken Master Paul,
He can do it all!
Drunken Master Paul,
He can do it all!

Beer brewin’ sailboat life
Singin’ with his rockin’ wife
Building cabinets for arcades
Tess Turbo on the stage

Drunken Master Paul,
He can do it all!
Drunken Master Paul,
He can do it all!

Drunken Master Paul!