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This Is How Long Condiments Really Last In Your Fridge
It doesn’t matter how diligent we are of keeping track of what’s in the fridge, we’ve all been there. There are always those few mystery bottles of condiments tucked away in the back, the ones you forget about until you’re rummaging through for something else. Should you keep them, or pitch them?
GAMER EATS: Stuffed Peppers & Smoked Nachos ON THE GRILL
Drunken Master Paul & Metal Jesus take Gamer Eats outside on the grill cooking tasty roasted stuffed peppers and smoked nachos!
Roasted Stuffed Peppers RECIPE:
You need half a dozen small to medium peppers, hot or mild
Dice half an white or red onion
Add a enough vegetable oil in skillet to lightly coat onions
Cook onion in skillet until starting to sweat and turn light brown
add half pound of chorizo 8oz. (add more if you want it meatier)
Cook chorizo and onions and oil until meet is completely cooked
Let cool until warm to touch
add half a cube of Philadelphia style cream cheese 4oz to stuffing. Mix well
Stuff hollowed half pepper boats full but not overflowing
Put peppers on hot grill for about 1 to 2 minutes, rotate once
Once stuffing has visibly melted and you have a good char on the bottom of the pepper, either add them to your oven broiler for another minute or use blowtorch… or you could just eat them as is.
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Rockin’ Mac n Cheese Recipe – Gamer Eats
Since the Dawn of Man, powdered cheese & cheap cooked noodles have been the lifeblood of our youth. Now, Drunken Master Paul & Metal Jesus find new ways to ROCK out an old classic. Some ideas are good…and some… can KILL YOU! When you make Mac n Cheese, what do you put in it?
Chili & Cornbread in a Cup – GAMER Eats
This week Metal Jesus pimps out Drunken Master Paul’s kitchen skills to come up with health potions to restore your hit points. These recipes are so easy even John Hancock could make ’em with only second degree burns.
Doritos Crusted Chicken Nuggets – Gamer Eats
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GAMER Eats Pizza Leias
Drunken Master Paul engages the Force to whip up some tasty GAMER FOOD for our party guests at the Metal Jesus Game Room. So polish up your Slave Leia outfit and prepare to make a tasty treat fit for Jabba’s Palace!
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GAMER eats – Pastry Pockets
Drunken Master Paul goes back to his roots as a hungry, cheap-ass, gamer chef with the latest episode of Gamer Eats! It’s +4 Power Up Pockets! Just the thing to get a drunken strung out weirdo through a marathon Time Splitters weekend.