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Gamer Eats – Salmon Smart Buns: Brain food for Gamers!

Smart Buns Recipe


8 grain rolls and/or Pretzel rolls
Old Bay Seasoning
Brain Pesto

Brain Pesto
one bag Trader Joes Kale chips
one bag Trader Joes dried broccolli
one garlic clove
3/4 cup walnuts
3/4 cup pistachio meats
olive oil
pinch of salt to taste

Put all ingredients into food processor and pulse a few times
Add about 1/4 cup of olive oil and pulse a few more times to mix.
drizzle more olive oil until you get a good consistency
Put in bowl for later. It’s good to let this sit for at least 30 minutes for all the flavors to mix

Cut salmon down into roughly 1/2 in thick slices
then using cookie cutter, punch out salmon medallions

Slice avocado into 1/4 inch thick slices and put on plate for assembly station

Using the same cookie cutter as a guide, cut holes in top of buns being careful not to go all the way through. Then slide the knife in sideways about 1/2 inch from the bottom of the bun and cut away the bread “plug”. Lift out plug, cut away bottom part until you are left with about a 1/2 in ch thick top.

Optional: Lightly toast in oven

Place on cookie sheet and get ready to assemble.

Put some more olive oil in a medium hot non stick skillet.
Dust salmon medallions With Old Bay and place in pan. Cook 2-3 minutes per side. Remove from pan and place on plate for assembly station.


Place one salmon medallion in a bun. Top with avocado and a pinch of salt, then cover with pesto. Then place bun lid on top. Repeat until all buns are filled.

Serve while gaming and feel yourself getting smarter.

GAMER EATS – Mountain Dew Pepper Jam

Mountain Dew soda meets pepper jam when Drunken Master Paul creates a tasty Gamer snack that is super easy and anybody can make!

Mountain Dew Pepper Jam RECIPE:
16 oz. bottle of Mountain Dew
1/2 to 3/4 cup finely chopped Habanero peppers (10-12)
1/2 cup finely diced onion
3 cloves finely diced garlic
1 cup sugar
2 1/2 tbsp Classic fruit pectin

Dump all ingredients except sugar into saucepan, including pectin.

Bring to boil over medium high heat, stirring a lot

When foamy remove from heat and add sugar.

Return to boil for 30 seconds.

Remove from heat for about 5 minutes, then transfer to jars.

when cooled, put jars in fridge. Eat after a couple days with cream cheese on cracker or just with a spoon in the shower.

Don’t eat the pepper just because you are an attention whore.

Rockin’ Mac n Cheese Recipe – Gamer Eats

Since the Dawn of Man, powdered cheese & cheap cooked noodles have been the lifeblood of our youth. Now, Drunken Master Paul & Metal Jesus find new ways to ROCK out an old classic. Some ideas are good…and some… can KILL YOU! When you make Mac n Cheese, what do you put in it?

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