I am Metal Jesus, and I am Zardoz. I have lived three hundred years, and I long to die. But death is no longer possible. I am immortal. I present now my story, full of mystery and intrigue – rich in irony, and most satirical. It is set deep in a possible future, so none of these events have yet occurred, but they *may.* Be warned, lest you end as I. In this tale, I am a fake god by occupation – and a magician, by inclination. John Petrucci is *my* hero! I am the puppet master. I manipulate many of the characters and events you will see. But *I* am invented, too, for your entertainment – and amusement. And you, poor creatures, who conjured *you* out of the clay? Is God in show business too?
** Background music by Ethan Meixsell and Metal Jesus Rocks **
8 grain rolls and/or Pretzel rolls
Old Bay Seasoning
one bag Trader Joes Kale chips
one bag Trader Joes dried broccolli
one garlic clove
3/4 cup walnuts
3/4 cup pistachio meats
pinch of salt to taste
Put all ingredients into food processor and pulse a few times
Add about 1/4 cup of olive oil and pulse a few more times to mix.
drizzle more olive oil until you get a good consistency
Put in bowl for later. It’s good to let this sit for at least 30 minutes for all the flavors to mix
Cut salmon down into roughly 1/2 in thick slices
then using cookie cutter, punch out salmon medallions
Slice avocado into 1/4 inch thick slices and put on plate for assembly station
Using the same cookie cutter as a guide, cut holes in top of buns being careful not to go all the way through. Then slide the knife in sideways about 1/2 inch from the bottom of the bun and cut away the bread “plug”. Lift out plug, cut away bottom part until you are left with about a 1/2 in ch thick top.
Optional: Lightly toast in oven
Place on cookie sheet and get ready to assemble.
Put some more olive oil in a medium hot non stick skillet.
Dust salmon medallions With Old Bay and place in pan. Cook 2-3 minutes per side. Remove from pan and place on plate for assembly station.
Place one salmon medallion in a bun. Top with avocado and a pinch of salt, then cover with pesto. Then place bun lid on top. Repeat until all buns are filled.
Serve while gaming and feel yourself getting smarter.
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