Category Archives: Special Episodes

a LOSER in my MOM’S BASEMENT?!? – 500K Subscriber Special

I am Metal Jesus, and I am Zardoz. I have lived three hundred years, and I long to die. But death is no longer possible. I am immortal. I present now my story, full of mystery and intrigue – rich in irony, and most satirical. It is set deep in a possible future, so none of these events have yet occurred, but they *may.* Be warned, lest you end as I. In this tale, I am a fake god by occupation – and a magician, by inclination. John Petrucci is *my* hero! I am the puppet master. I manipulate many of the characters and events you will see. But *I* am invented, too, for your entertainment – and amusement. And you, poor creatures, who conjured *you* out of the clay? Is God in show business too?

** Background music by Ethan Meixsell and Metal Jesus Rocks **

Gamer Eats – Salmon Smart Buns: Brain food for Gamers!

Smart Buns Recipe


8 grain rolls and/or Pretzel rolls
Old Bay Seasoning
Brain Pesto

Brain Pesto
one bag Trader Joes Kale chips
one bag Trader Joes dried broccolli
one garlic clove
3/4 cup walnuts
3/4 cup pistachio meats
olive oil
pinch of salt to taste

Put all ingredients into food processor and pulse a few times
Add about 1/4 cup of olive oil and pulse a few more times to mix.
drizzle more olive oil until you get a good consistency
Put in bowl for later. It’s good to let this sit for at least 30 minutes for all the flavors to mix

Cut salmon down into roughly 1/2 in thick slices
then using cookie cutter, punch out salmon medallions

Slice avocado into 1/4 inch thick slices and put on plate for assembly station

Using the same cookie cutter as a guide, cut holes in top of buns being careful not to go all the way through. Then slide the knife in sideways about 1/2 inch from the bottom of the bun and cut away the bread “plug”. Lift out plug, cut away bottom part until you are left with about a 1/2 in ch thick top.

Optional: Lightly toast in oven

Place on cookie sheet and get ready to assemble.

Put some more olive oil in a medium hot non stick skillet.
Dust salmon medallions With Old Bay and place in pan. Cook 2-3 minutes per side. Remove from pan and place on plate for assembly station.


Place one salmon medallion in a bun. Top with avocado and a pinch of salt, then cover with pesto. Then place bun lid on top. Repeat until all buns are filled.

Serve while gaming and feel yourself getting smarter.

SIERRA JOB MEMORIES – The Rise, Fall & SCANDAL of Sierra On-Line

Metal Jesus and Drunken Master Paul met while working at Sierra On-line in the mid 1990s in Bellevue, Wa during the height of the game publishers popularity. In this video, hear stories about how they met, colorful characters they worked with, crazy parties they hosted, games they loved and hated, the rise and fall of Sierra as a company and much more!