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a LOSER in my MOM’S BASEMENT?!? – 500K Subscriber Special

I am Metal Jesus, and I am Zardoz. I have lived three hundred years, and I long to die. But death is no longer possible. I am immortal. I present now my story, full of mystery and intrigue – rich in irony, and most satirical. It is set deep in a possible future, so none of these events have yet occurred, but they *may.* Be warned, lest you end as I. In this tale, I am a fake god by occupation – and a magician, by inclination. John Petrucci is *my* hero! I am the puppet master. I manipulate many of the characters and events you will see. But *I* am invented, too, for your entertainment – and amusement. And you, poor creatures, who conjured *you* out of the clay? Is God in show business too?

** Background music by Ethan Meixsell and Metal Jesus Rocks **

GAME ROOM TOUR – 7,000 Games + 50 Systems – *NEW for 2017*

Brand new Metal Jesus Game Room tour – Over 7,000 games & 50 systems, plus the furniture I use, shelving, storage and setup!

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Top 5 HIDDEN GEMS from Metal Jesus – My FAVORITES!

Stephen Chambers asks:
What would be your top 5 underrated or hidden gems games? A few I’d list would be Vandal Hearts (PS1) and The Magical Quest: Starring Mickey Mouse (SNES)

Slipstream 5000: http://goo.gl/2idveo
Kim Possible: http://goo.gl/zqwpNS
Orcs & Elves: http://goo.gl/M4svh7
Blur: http://goo.gl/6nXEeX
PSVita: http://goo.gl/1GX2kx

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