All posts by Metal Jesus Rocks

WAXWORK (1988) – Best Horror Movie You Never Saw

JoBlo Horror Videos – This week we take a look at Anthony Hickox’s loony, gory, fun-as-hell WAXWORK (WATCH IT HERE – OWN IT HERE), starring Zach Galligan, Deborah Foreman, Dana Ashbrook, Patrick Macnee and David Warner!

Waxwork is one of the most enjoyable and imaginative horror flicks of the late 80s; it’s filled to the brim with bloodthirsty creatures and freaky death sequences. A must for any aficionado of monsters and mayhem!

PS2 GAMES We Never Got! (The GOOD 😍 & the TERRIBLE 🤮)

Here are some PS2 games we never got in North America. Some are good games…and some are TERRIBLE. 🤮

Games Shown:
Demolition Girl
The Sword of Etheria
Zombie Zone
Runabout 3 Neo Age
S.L.A.I.: Steel Lancer Arena International
Xyanide Resurrection
Everblue
Dragon Sisters
Street Golfer

** Thanks to Pink Gorilla Games for letting me borrow some of these games for this video **

The Tragedy of Alpha Protocol

GVMERS – More often than not, western role-playing games emphasize two genres—fantasy and science fiction. Developer Obsidian Entertainment and publisher Sega dared to pursue a different path with their self-proclaimed espionage RPG Alpha Protocol. Yet, in its ambitious attempt to forge a new style of role-playing title, Obsidian faced myriad challenges that ultimately diminished the overall quality of the final product. In turn, Alpha Protocol garnered lukewarm reviews upon release and, consequently, failed to move the needle on the sales charts.

Much of the project’s developmental woes stemmed from poor leadership on the part of both Obsidian and Sega, though the latter especially struggled to find its footing while assisting with the production and budgetary process. Despite the ups and downs, however, Obsidian still managed to deliver a Jason Bourne-style adventure that eventually gained cult status amongst a group of players who saw past Alpha Protocol’s numerous flaws.

Unrefined gunplay, a clunky cover system, and unpolished combat encounters significantly hindered the gameplay mechanics. Enemy AI didn’t fare any better, culminating in a stealth experience that felt half-baked at best and completely uninspired at its worst. These shortcomings aside, the reactivity of Alpha Protocol’s game-world, coupled with its branching narrative paths, turned the 2010 title into a modern cult classic, one that fans are eager to see return as a sequel. Unfortunately, the lackluster sales performance caused Sega to abandon the spy property before it had even spent a few months on the market.

This is the tragedy of Alpha Protocol.

25 More GAME PICKUPS w/ Reggie (PS4/Switch/PS5/Xbox/GBA/PC)

I am back again with my buddy Radical Reggie with another RECENT GAMES PICKUPS video!

Games Shown:
Pink Gorilla Bootleg Buddy
Kaze & the Wild Masks (PS4/Switch)
Golden Force Press Kit? (Switch)
The Mummy Remastered (Switch)
RetroTink 5x
Raiden IV x MIKADO remix (Switch)
Daymare 1998 (PS4)
R-Type Final 2 (PS4/XboxSeriesX)
Sony PocketStation
Blair Witch (PS4)
Bubble Bobble 4 Friends (Switch)
Final Fantasy 8 Remastered (PS4)
Gal Gun Returns (Switch)
METAGAL (PS4)
Liberated Enhanced Edition (Switch)
Deadrising Frank’s Big Package (PS4)
Mass Effect Legendary Edition (Xbox Series X)
Altered Beast: Guardian of the Realms (GBA)
Lode Runner Legacy (Switch)
Granblue Fantasy Versus (PS4)
Slaps and Beans: Old School Heroes (PS4)
Black Belt Challenge (GBA)
Three Wonders (PS1)
The Elder Scrolls Anthology (PC)
Ys IX: Monstrum Nox (PS4)

MJR Health Update – June kicked ass!

As you can see by my watch, that I did really well this month. Got that June Challenge Award yesterday for closing all of my rings 26 days this month (Motion, Exercise and Standing goals)! Also I’m exercising an average of 44 min/day. You can also see that I typically stand at least 10 minutes per hour… That means I try not to just sit at the computer all day long, but get up and stretch and move around. So pretty good, right?